Grandma:
Do you want to get married?
Me:
Yes.
Grandma:
So you DO want a husband.
Me:
No.
Grandma:
Ah, I see. Well you have my support either way.
Me:
You mean you're going to support my 100+ marriages to my 100+ "fictional" husbands? AWESOME!
Grandma:
....what the fuck are you talking about? I'm talking about you being lesbian.
Me:
What. No. You asked if I wanted A husband. I said no because I want more than one.
Grandma:
........who the fuck dropped you when you were a baby? Sure as hell wasn't me.
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