Grandma: Do you want to get married?
Grandma: So you DO want a husband.
Grandma: Ah, I see. Well you have my support either way.
Me: You mean you're going to support my 100+ marriages to my 100+ "fictional" husbands? AWESOME!
Grandma: ....what the fuck are you talking about? I'm talking about you being lesbian.
Me: What. No. You asked if I wanted A husband. I said no because I want more than one.
Grandma: ........who the fuck dropped you when you were a baby? Sure as hell wasn't me.